meet me, you are the only ...

> From: lind patersons <lind.patersons@googlemail.com>
> Subject: meet me, you are the only ...
> To: lind.patersons@gmail.com
> Date: Friday, August 29, 2008, 7:06 AM
Hello,
I don' t know if you remember but we meet some month ago very briefly at a party, you had to go pretty early...
Hope this email finds you well, be great to see you again, could you meet me on the 4th of September at Monika Bobinska Gallery, 242 Cambridge heath road, at 6pm i will be there waiting for you. Last week i saw you buying some shopping in your corner shop, but you seemed to be in a rush, i could not speak.
I think you are someone quite special.
My friend and i just came back from a big trip around the world, we have so much to show you and tell you about, some crazy things happened to us... It would be nice to talk about your future plans, your new hair cut (which i acutely quite like), i will show you a film i just made for you.
My uncle might be there as well, he is just back from Egypt, where he was looking in the possibility of building a ski slop, i am sure you will find him fascinating. He actually asked me to ask you if you may not be interested in financing it, it could be a very profitable business. It will be made by designer G J Grogy i know you are interested in the arts this is project might be perfect for you. Anyway we could talk about this in more detail when we meet.
There is many things i would like to show you, share with you,
You are the only one i really want to come,
Meet me on the 4th of September 242 Cambridge heath road, at 6pm i will be there waiting for you.
I hope you can come, let me know,
Lind p
ps: If you can not come on Thursday the 4th, I will be there every week Thursday to Sunday 1 to 6 till the 4th of October, I have lots to tell you.

to lind patersons <lind.patersons@googlemail.com>
date Thu, Aug 28, 2008 at 8:14 PM
subject Re: meet me, you are the only ...


??????????

to lind patersons <lind.patersons@googlemail.com>
date Thu, Aug 28, 2008 at 8:22 PM
subject Re: meet me, you are the only ...


hi stranger
at what party did we meet again

to lind patersons <lind.patersons@googlemail.com>
date Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 1:25 PM
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i will wait for you

to lind patersons <lind.patersons@googlemail.com>
date Sun, Aug 31, 2008 at 12:50 AM
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Aron will definitely not be able to make it to the gallery, which is in the UK, correct? You see, he lives in NYC, couldn't finance a ski shop, and never, ever shops. And I know, because he's my husband. You must have the wrong person.

to lind patersons <lind.patersons@googlemail.com>
date Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 3:17 PM
subject Re: meet me, you are the only ...

Hi,
Okay. Just what is this? Is this an art opening invitiation? A way to penetrate the private lives of people? Blurr the boundaries of reality and fiction?
I am really intriqued as to what this is? Really. I know I don't know you. good try though. Nice little indicators of impossiblity though.
Or sadly, is this just some stupid scheme to get money?

to lind patersons <lind.patersons@googlemail.com>
date Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 4:40 PM
subject Re: meet me, you are the only ...

i haven't had a haircut, i don't have a local corner shop and i don't want to finance your stupid ski slop! why would you think i'd be interested in hearing where you went for your summer holidays? and was your email supposed to charm me into giving you money?

to lind patersons <lind.patersons@googlemail.com>
date Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 3:57 PM
subject Re: meet me, you are the only ... now i get it.

Oh I just figured it out! Read the website. This is an fantastic! The play, the fiction, the demands it makes on the viewer. And the simplicity of it.
I run an artist interview blog, I was wondering if you could send message to Laure Prouvost that I would love to talk to her about this piece. And to see her other works.
date Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 11:05 AM
subject RE: meet me, you are the only ...

Very clever

to lind patresons <lind.patersons1@googlemail.com>
date Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 5:55 PM
subject Re: meet me, you are the only ...

hello lind!
thank you for your email
could you please send me a picture of you
or a link to an online profile so i can remember who wrote me this email!?
thank you very much
i will then reply and see if i can attend the event on the 4th of September.
kind regards

to lind patresons <lind.patersons1@googlemail.com>
date Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 6:02 PM
subject Re: meet me, you are the only ...

Hi there,
Don't remember you. Whose friend are you?
D

to lind patresons <lind.patersons1@googlemail.com>
date Mon, Sep 1, 2008 at 11:37 AM
subject Re: meet me, you are the only ...

I,m sorry, I cannot remember meeting you, casn you please remind me when
and where this party was? and who you are and and what you do?
Thanks

Mon, Sep 1, 2008 at 11:08 AM
To: lind patresons <lind.patersons1@googlemail.com>
Lind

Any chance you could send me a photo so I can be reminded who u are?

Jimx

Sent: 30 August 2008 14:39
To: lind. paterson1; lind.patersons2@gmail.com
Subject: meet me ...

However I am very interested in financing your Ski Slop. Previously only Ski Slopes have been attempted but I sense the world is on the cusp of a new and exciting trend in skiing. I'm sure before long we shall all be hurling ourselves down ski slops chuckling to ourselves whilst we remember the sad, boring old days of the humble ski slope. I am touched that you like my new haircut. However as I have been bald these past 27 years (since the skiing accident which killed my parents-I hope you haven't already forgotten our long talks as we strolled, hand in hand along the Thames-ah those long, steamy Summer nights!)-I am somewhat insulted.

Pip Pip.

From: lind patresons
Sent: Saturday, August 30, 2008 2:39 PM
To: lind. paterson1 ; lind.patersons2@gmail.com
Subject: meet me ...

BUT YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE.

From: lind patresons [mailto:lind.patersons1@googlemail.com]
Sent: 30 August 2008 14:39
To: lind. paterson1; lind.patersons2@gmail.com

Lind I am in the States till 15th Sept on assignment cant meet as you suggest..best, jon

Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 6:40 PM
To: lind patresons <lind.patersons1@googlemail.com>

Dear Lind,

I am afraid I have no idea who you are.

I am intreged though. Who's party was it?

Aidan

PS
I definitely don't want to finance any kind of shop in Egypt or anywhere else, whoever it is designed by. I am baffled that you think I would.
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